It´s all go now for´t new season, I were at Cumberland one minute, then at "Seals Trades & Labour Club, and now back at Cumberland again - I´m knackered.

 Reunion in Blackpool went right champion, we had one or two injuries in´t beach footy match mind. There were a cock up and we ended up playing in our fancy dress costumes from´t night before. No bugger to stay on their feet it seemed to me, Benidorm Norm ripped his hamstring after precisely 5 seconds, Compo Whatmore cracked a rib swiping at fresh air and I was set upon by Robin Hood in an unprovoked attack. Foggy Buckley dressed as a keystone cop took it upon his self to wield his truncheon in an overly aggressive manor and is up before committee at next meeting as a result.


Regards, The Concert Chairman.