New Club

Fellow members, just to let you know that I´m settling in well at “The 2 Seals Trades & Labour” Club. I´ve been welcomed with arms (if not quite open ones) and Nigel and Debbie have been right champion thus far. (Haven´t met the committee yet).


Elsie´s already started moaning on about booking our room at The Savoy Hotel for our “Cumberland Ex-Servicemen´s Club” Blackpool reunion in´t first weekend in August, so I´ll book her in tomorrow (I´ll stay at “The Metropole”).

By the way your old “Cumberland Ex-Servicemen´s Club” membership cards are transferable to our new club, and I´ve had a word with our doorman Foggy Buckley about the matter. – (Mind yer it probably went in one ear and out the other).