Foggy has kept tight lipped about the accusations until now but broke his silence (and a pint glass) when he vented his anger at the last meeting. “It´s all bollocks is this!” He reasoned, “Yes, I told some old bloke where to go, but that´s my job, - he wanted to come to use the bog but had no intention of buying a drink and anyway he were a non member so he doesn´t count as far as I´m concerned. He just stood there doubled up sayin he couldn´t hold it any longer, - so I kicked him in the bladder and sent him packing. I cleaned it all up afterwards didn´t I? – So what´s the problem?”
“As for that business with the police, they can´t just come storming in ere as if they own the place, all I did was follow them round with the signing in book and a biro but the buggers just ignored me, but they took notice alright when I got one of em in a Boston Strangle Hold. It was unfortunate that he landed in Yvonne´s lovely sandwiches I´ll admit but that´s the nature of the job. I suffered as well that night which is what some people forget; - I was jostled into a plate of sausage rolls and got coshed over the head with a stick of celery”.
The committee are appealing for witnesses.
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