Royal Wedding Report

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all those what attended our Royal Wedding Extravaganza. We thought it would be a good idea for us to re inact the actual wedding with our club members. Wills and Kate was played by Dot and Norman (pictured), the queen was played by our Elsie and I played Prince Phillip – which came in quite handy cos I could tell everybody to go bollocks. Elton John was played by some drunk with glasses on but unfortunately we couldn´t conjure up a Pippa Middleton. – Well that´s not surprising is it? I watched the wedding highlights after “Match of the Day” and everybody was banging on about Pippa´s dress, not in my front room though, I just thought she had a lovely arse.


Regards, The Concert Chairman.