Friday 21 October 2011

Our first full length feature film.

Dear members, I would like to thank all members what turned up for our film premiere “Blackpool Reunion 2011 – A fistfull of tossers” and the awards ceremony after, last Sunday. Congratulations go to Paul “Hungry” Humphries for winning the oscar for most ludicrous dive in the Sunday morning football match, Karl King for best director, - though he was the only director so I don´t know how that works, Blue-Nose Trev for best fancy dress, and Yvonne for the bit where she flashed her bloomers on the pier. Also I suppose I must say thank you for my academy award an all for best actor, though I would like to stress that when I was writhing about in agony wearing me neck brace I was in fact really suffering with whiplash after the incident on the dodgems, - I was NOT acting! Just as long as we´re clear on this. - Above, director Karl King receives his award.